Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 04:30.
HOLLY EFF, THIS IS THE EFFIN INTERNET, AND IF YOU HAVE AN OPINION, YOU ATTACK OTHERS WITH IT- (EFF YOU DAVID BLAINE)- AND THEN YOU ARE JUDGED, BECAUSE THE INTERNET JUDGES YOU. RIGHT NOW, THEY HATE YOU. DIE IN HELL.
Submitted by Not Importana (not verified) on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 17:20.
omfg. why cant you all just take an effing chill pill and just laugh if u think its funny, or just change the page if you dont think its funny! i hate it when people fight on comments. HOLY EFF. EVERY ONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION AND SOMETIMES U GOTTA KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
Submitted by Anonymouse (not verified) on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 15:35.
People use to stare at me and call me crazy when I talked to myself.
Now I have a new bluetooth and now when people see me they all think that I am doing important business.
Submitted by Grammar Nazi (not verified) on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 02:12.
You're is the contraction you're looking for. Your always shows possession. If you're going to insult someone properly you're going to need to use the right words.
Submitted by Pamela (not verified) on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 05:18.
This is totally photoshopped...the pixels aren't right!
Ha Ha...I've always wanted to type that out! In the meantime, y'all just keep bickering over your stupid definitions of douchebags, etc. and I'll just keep playing.
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:56.
I have a hearing problem and can't hear my phone conversations without my bluetooth.
I swore I was not going to continually run around with a bluetooth headset, but then I got cancer and the chemo took most of my hearing.
Rag all you want, but you don't always know the whole story.
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 05:52.
lol some people can't take a joke. The whole idea is that people like to strut around with idle hands with these things, and that is what makes them douchey. But congrats on being a safer driver than shmucks that use their cell phones while driving. Besides, it's almost a little conceited to strut around seemingly talking to yourself. Is that god? why do you have a right to talk to him? wth. I want voices from nowhere that nobody else can hear talking to me too.
You are right, arguing over
You are right, arguing over the internet is just like competing in the special olympics, no one needs your god damned approval to enjoy themselves.
right on
right on
ha ha ha thats funny.
ha ha ha thats funny.
i agree
i agree
A wise man once said:
A wise man once said: "Arguing over the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded."
All you are doing is looking
All you are doing is looking like a douchebag
HOLLY EFF, THIS IS THE EFFIN
HOLLY EFF, THIS IS THE EFFIN INTERNET, AND IF YOU HAVE AN OPINION, YOU ATTACK OTHERS WITH IT- (EFF YOU DAVID BLAINE)- AND THEN YOU ARE JUDGED, BECAUSE THE INTERNET JUDGES YOU. RIGHT NOW, THEY HATE YOU. DIE IN HELL.
That's because no one would
That's because no one would believe you, anyway.
omfg. why cant you all just
omfg. why cant you all just take an effing chill pill and just laugh if u think its funny, or just change the page if you dont think its funny! i hate it when people fight on comments. HOLY EFF. EVERY ONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION AND SOMETIMES U GOTTA KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
People use to stare at me
People use to stare at me and call me crazy when I talked to myself.
Now I have a new bluetooth and now when people see me they all think that I am doing important business.
you spelled douche wrong ya
you spelled douche wrong ya douche.
For God's sake people! It's
For God's sake people! It's a joke! Do none of you have a sense of humor?
....wait...maybe bluetooth headsets block your humor receptors....
My bad, carry on...
what makes you think these
what makes you think these men are competent?
What is a "dusche?" Maybe
What is a "dusche?" Maybe a German douche?
So, how do you drive while
So, how do you drive while taking pics at the same time. Isn't that worse? lol.
These devices are ideal for
These devices are ideal for masturbating to sex chat lines. In fact while wearing one of these babies you can even crack one off while driving.
What better way to stay out of the gene pool.....
You gave it to your wife,
You gave it to your wife, who's not your wife yet.
You're is the contraction
You're is the contraction you're looking for. Your always shows possession. If you're going to insult someone properly you're going to need to use the right words.
Nope, this assumes the
Nope, this assumes the definition of "douchebag: is "Frolios"
This is totally
This is totally photoshopped...the pixels aren't right!
Ha Ha...I've always wanted to type that out! In the meantime, y'all just keep bickering over your stupid definitions of douchebags, etc. and I'll just keep playing.
And everyone knows the
And everyone knows the Cybermen are douches.
D-O-U-C-H-E It's even
D-O-U-C-H-E It's even written on the bloody page and you still get it wrong. And it's YOU'RE not YOUR.
Four more years of
Four more years of Douchebag!!!
I have a hearing problem and
I have a hearing problem and can't hear my phone conversations without my bluetooth.
I swore I was not going to continually run around with a bluetooth headset, but then I got cancer and the chemo took most of my hearing.
Rag all you want, but you don't always know the whole story.
You must be the other
You must be the other definition of douchebag ;)
So many butthurt bluetooth
So many butthurt bluetooth users lol
Spoken like a dusche in a
Spoken like a dusche in a blue-tooth headset. I'm surprised you didn't point out which picture was yours since your internet famous now.
anyone who is self important
anyone who is self important so much to have that tumor sticking out of their ear 24/7, is, indeed, a douche.
Wow, you guys are being
Wow, you guys are being douche bags, it's just a joke. Calm down.
lol some people can't take a
lol some people can't take a joke. The whole idea is that people like to strut around with idle hands with these things, and that is what makes them douchey. But congrats on being a safer driver than shmucks that use their cell phones while driving. Besides, it's almost a little conceited to strut around seemingly talking to yourself. Is that god? why do you have a right to talk to him? wth. I want voices from nowhere that nobody else can hear talking to me too.
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