A young boy of four was going into the hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for a while. I have to have surgery."

On the day he was admitted, his mother asked, "Doctor, could you please circumcise him while he is asleep."

The doctor agreed. The boy woke up and was very sore "down there" for several days.

After about a week he got to see his playmate again. The playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out soon. He asked his friend to tell him about the surgery.

The little boy replied, "All I can tell you is that your tonsils ain't where you think they are."