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Random Jokes Of The Day

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to ...

A farmer plows up an old copper lamp.
He takes the lamp back to his farm house and begins to polish it up when out pops a genie.
"Master," says the genie, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
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A young boy of four was going into the hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for a while. I have to have surgery."
On the day he was admitted, his mother ...

A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded ...

- Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
- Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.
Well, both employees came ...

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Design Fail
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Twilight Obsession
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Lambo Doors
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And Who Is Dumb?
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Turbo
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Crisis
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Almost Got It...
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Vertical Stairs
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Finish Your Beer
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